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Only the dust moved for a moment.
The two charged quick as lightning. Cirrus spun his blade in a reverse-grip, ducking on the second rotation. Seph-Blade ducked and jumped over the blade, bringing his own wire-blade down. Cirrus sidestepped the fatal arc, and was forced to backpedal under a fury of swipes.
Suddenly, he flipped backwards, not only dodging Seph’s slice but letting the wire-blade cut into the column he then sprang off.
Seph jumped to the side to avoid the falling column, and again only dust moved as the two stared each other down across the expanse of unsettled material.

“And...cut! End post!”

Cirrus and Seph then went into the character OOC break room, having finished that post. It seemed like any other day at the LoC: Carcass was saying something loud and likely profane, DN was crushing Seph’s spine, and Cirrus generally mocked anything and everything he could with his usual sarcastic manner.
Then the door opened, and a green-cloaked figure entered.
“Ello.” Brian said.
The characters returned with a round of greetings of all sorts.
“As many of you may not know, Christmas is coming up.”
Silence.
“Your not gonna--?” LB began.
“YES.” Brian finished, interrupting LB by throwing a fish at him. “A gratuitous christmas special.”
“You make us come to the rescue of any jolly old elf and I will make sure you never sit down comfortably again.” Cirrus said.
“That is not the case!” Brian said, marching on the cieling. “You will be singing...a CHRISTMAS SONG!”
LB was estatic. Bladefire was indifferent. Starcrosser was amused. DN was taken aback.
“...A christmas song?!” She asked.
“Yes. That shouldn’t be a problem for a skilled individual, yes?” Brian asked. DN grumbled something under her breath. “Do we have to?”
“Yes. I’m a Player.”
A round of curses.


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“On the first day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:
A new RP thread!” The entire chorus sang.

“On the second day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“Two new nicknames.” LB sang, with Cirrus adding in a quiet ‘glowstick’.
“And a new RP thread!”

“On the third day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“Three new dragon characters!” SP sang out with enthusiasm.
“Two new nicknames.” LB sang, with less enthusiasm.
“And a new RP thread!”

“On the fourth day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“Four new arms!” Dreadnought rolled his shoulders triumphantly.
“Three new dragon characters!” SP sang.
“Two new nicknames.” LB added.
“And a new RP thread!”

“On the fifth day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“FIVE BUTT PRIIIMES!” Carcass sang loudly, to the result of much giggling in the back. Yes, YOU, Glowstick.
“Four new arms!”
“Three new dragon characters!”
“Two new nicknames.”
“And a new RP thread!”

“On the sixth day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“Six subscriptions to Hooked on Phonics.” Seph said, tapping one forearm.
“FIVE BUTT PRIIIIMES!”
“Four new arms!”
“Three new dragons!”
“Two new nicknames.”
“And a new RP thread!”

“On the seventh day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“Seven new swords!” Cirrus crowed triumphantly, spinning a few of them.
“Six Hooked on Phonic’s.” Seph was still not amused.
“FIVE BUT PRIIIMES!”
“Four new arms!”
“Three new dragons!”
“Two new nicknames.”
“And a new RP thread!”

“On the eighth day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“Eight reasons to think I’m better than you all.” Starcrosser said.
“Seven new swords!” Cirrus said, still playing with a few.
“Six Hooked on Phonic’s.”
“FIVE BUTT PRIIIMES!”
“Four new arms!”
“Three new dragons!”
“Two new nicknames.”
“And a new RP thread!”

“On the ninth day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“Nine New bugs to work out in the website.” Seph sighed.
“Eight reasons to KNOW I’m better than you all.” Starcrosser corrected himself.
“Seven new swords!”
“Six Hooked on Phonic’s.”
“FIVE BUT PRIIIIIMES!”
“Four new arms!”
“Three new dragons!”
“Two new nicknames.”
“And a new RP thread!”

“On the tenth day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“Ten new anime DVDs!” NBX cheered.
“Nine New bugs to work out in the website.” Seph groaned.
“Eight reasons I’m the best.” Starcrosser went further.
“Seven new swords!”
“Six Hooked on Phonic’s.”
“FIVE BUT PRIIIIIMES!”
“Four new arms!”
“Three new dragons!”
“Two new nicknames.”
“And a new RP thread!”

“On the eleventh day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“Eleven new scrapmetals!” DN cheered, hugging a blue one like a puppy.
“Sweet, hentai!” NBX cheered, then made a very bad attempt to cover up the fact.
“Nine New bugs to work out in the website.”
“Eight reasons I’m the best.”
“Seven new swords!”
“Six Hooked on Phonic’s.”
“FIVE BUT PRIIIIIMES!”
“Four new arms!”
“Three new dragons!”
“Two new nicknames.”
“And a new RP thread!”

“On the twelfth day of Christmas, the LoC gave to me:”
“Twelve NPC kills!” Dreadnought then enjoyed a hearty helping of Random NPC Parts.
“Awww, aren’t you guys the cutest things?”
“No porn here. Nope, nada.”
“I hate this website.”
“Eight reasons I’m the best.”
“Seven new swords!”
“Six Hooked on Phonic’s.”
“FIVE BUT PRIIIIIMES!”
“Four new arms!”
“Three new dragons!”
“STOP CALLING ME GLOWSTICK!”

“And a new RP thread!” The chorus concluded. Then devolved into utter chaos.

The end.





1- New RP thread
2- New nicknames [LB]
3- New dragon characters [SP]
4- New Arms [Dnot]
5- BUT PRIME’S! [carc]
6- Subscriptions to Hooked on Phonics [Seph]
7- Swords [Cirrus]
8- Reasons to think I’m better than you all [Xer]
9- New bugs to work out on the website [Seph]
10- Anime DVDs [NBX]
11- New Scrapmetal [DN]
12- Anonymous NPC kills [Dnot]